I am a cyclist and this is what I actually want for Christmas
Take the Campagnolo corkscrew, the novelty socks and the 100 greatest climbs book out of your basket. This is my guide to what cyclists actually want this Christmas.
I dread Christmas gatherings, not for their general awkwardness but rather for fear of being gifted some novelty cycling-themed trinket by a distant relative or Secret Santa. It's like they think cycling is my only interest...
This got me thinking: What would be a good Christmas gift if it had to be cycling related? A quick Slack thread later, with the rest of the Cycling Weekly team, and with my fears validated, I had an excellent list of suggestions with two clear themes.
We all wanted something we couldn't justify buying ourselves, as we already had something similar that did the job, or something we didn't really need but really wanted. The other was commodities. We all hated having to buy tubes, chamois cream and cleaning kits with our own money, but appreciate that they are all necessary.
So, with the last few days for shopping before Christmas, here is my guide to what cyclists actually want this Christmas, with a little help from the Cycling Weekly team.
Want but don't necessarily need
Every cyclist has a list as long as their arm of things they want but either can't afford or probably don't need. So, why not ask for it for Christmas or surprise the cyclist in your life?
Tech Editor Simon is a bike cleaning obsessive, he can't stand a dirty bike and has been toying with jumping on the chain waxing bandwagon for a while. Chain waxing is a relatively cost-effective way to save watts, keep your drivetrain clean and increase the longevity of your parts. Luckily for Simon, Santa has come early and he will be writing up his thoughts on this waxing kit very soon.
Ever been out on your bike and wished you had some decent footage to show your friends? Features Writer James thinks this far too often and wishes he had something to follow him on some of the epic rides he gets to do, speeding down fast, switchbacked descents and capturing the scenery as he goes. The HoverAir X1 that we tested back in March seems to fit the bill nicely.
Backcountry Casual Cycling Apparel
Sigma Sports Casual Cycling Clothing
Despite what I said in the intro about cycling not being my entire life, and that I would never dream of wearing cycling attire as casual wear (Velominati #rule 22), I would happily wear cycling-branded casual wear. By doing this I know I am supporting bike brands rather than big sports companies that put very little back into our sport. There are plenty of options from brands such as Pas Normal, Rapha, Universal Colours and more.
Commodities I hate having to buy
We, cyclists, are a funny bunch, happy to shell out thousands to save a few grams or watts or simply because it's just shiny and cool, but reluctant to buy the stuff we actually need, such as brake pads or tubeless tyres that stay inflated. If you're guilty of not stocking up on these less glamorous yet still essential items, then why not ask for them as Christmas gifts?
Tubeless valves need to be replaced as they are prone to clogging, eventually losing their effectiveness. They might only be $30-40 each but if you have 2 or 3 bikes, that's equivalent to some new handlebars or pair of bib shorts. So, let's get them on the Christmas list instead; they make great stocking fillers and even if you don't need them right now you probably will soon enough.
The individual components of a bicycle cleaning kit don't cost an awful lot and much of the time can be brought on sale somewhere. But when you need to replenish your bike wash, degreaser, finishing spray, lube, cloths and brushes regularly, it all starts to add up. Hence these items make great presents.
Think of the humble overshoe as the cycling equivalent of Christmas slippers or socks. We need them every year and they keep our feet warm. It doesn't matter how well you try and look after your overshoes, they are constantly in harm's way out on the road or trail, and as a result take a beating. I put mine in summer thinking they'll be fine for another season of riding, only to find them in less-than-ideal condition just when the temperatures have started to drop again. Receive a fresh pair for Christmas and you'll be all set come spring.
Useful alternatives
There are many 'cycling adjacent' things that make for great gifts and can be really useful in other areas of life. For example, I always ask for general DIY tools, as they have plenty of cross-over use for bicycle maintenance and vice-versa.
Shoe dryers are great for more than just your cycling shoes. They can warm any shoes before you head out into the elements as well as dry your walking boots and wellies. And there is nothing worse if you are commuting daily or racing back-to-back days, than wet shoes. There are tons to choose from on Amazon
The National Trust membership is very British but I am sure there are equivalents in the US, like the National Parks Service. These properties and parks always have loads of parking and are always located in great regions for cycling, killing two birds with one stone. A day out for the family, while you ride or free parking for access to great trails and roads. A cracking suggestion from Tech Writer Hannah.
This is what I have actually asked for this Christmas. Power tools used correctly can make light work of bicycle bolts. Used delicately and with quality bits, you can use an electric screwdriver to whizz bolts in and out before just nipping them up with a torque wrench. They make light work of swapping components and fitting new parts, especially for people like me with years of repetitive strains from manually spinning Allen keys.
Christmas Shopping FAQs
When is the last day for shipping before Christmas?
This very much depends on where you are based and the courier options in your area. From what I have read most places in the UK and the US are around the 18th and 19th of December but you'll want to check with the specific retailer to be sure.
Will there be any more deals this year?
There are tons of deals still to be had out there before Christmas, many of them still live from Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Not to worry if you miss out though as there are always sales after Christmas and the Cycling Weekly deals hunters will be here to bring you the best deals.
Can I still buy the cyclist in my life something that's a novelty?
Yes, of course. If they like that sort of thing, then why not? I personally don't and thats why I put together this guide. Maybe consider if you are looking for something small to put in a stocking or a Secret Santa, just some quality cycling socks or one of the best bells for example.
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Like so many, Matt got his start in the bicycle industry wheedling allen keys and the occasional hammer at his local bike shop. Matt grew up mountain biking in the flint-strewn hills of the North Downs, but was convinced during his time with Evans Cycles' in-house brands Pinnacle and Hoy Bikes to take up gravel cycling and bikepacking. Spotting the changing industry, Matt jumped at the opportunity to become an E-bike designer, and won several awards with Cairn Cycles and their range of gravel E-bikes.
These days, Matt will more than likely have a toddler sat shotgun and a balance bike lassoed to his back somewhere on the South Downs. What time he does get to ride for himself, he chooses to take his Sonder Camino to just about anywhere that's quiet, off the beaten track or with some historical point of interest.
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